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I'm hungry.
Hey, rodent! Rodent, where are you?
Momotaro, even you have to wash your hair once in a while.
You haven't washed in ages! Hey, Momotaro!
After I told him not to go out on his own...
Typical rodent.
Seeds!
How I adore sunflower seeds!
Kanari kiteru Muteki no Power!
Maji de ii kanji
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Ashita e saa ikou!
Zettai Karen Children
Yeah!
Zettai Karen Children Zettai!
Zettai Karen Children
Daitan!
Fureau dake de wakaru
Kokoro no limiter
Tokihanatareta hora
Yes! Change the world!
Atsui battle Nandomo try!
Real wo tsuranuite
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Thrill ga SAIKOU!
Yuuki ga sekai no yami wo terashi hajimeru
Anata ga kureta kiseki afureru
Darenimo nitenai egao hokori ni shitara
Mirai wo ima koeyou
We can try over the future world!
Yeah!
Saidai!
Daitan!
PET SHOP SHIINA
20th sense. "Super Beast Cartoon! Sometimes, You Act Like an Animal..."
PET SHOP SHIINA
These are the tastiest ones of all!
What a babe! Just my type!
Held prisoner, huh? I'll let you out right now!
What the hell?!
Who cares how good she looks if she's just some stupid rat brain?
BABEL 1, ready for launch.
Please proceed to hangar bay 2.
Well sir, we're off to conduct enhancement training for The Hound.
Good. I leave it in your hands, Minamoto.
Now, go to the wilderness and polish your developing skills!
Polish skills!
Good luck, Akira. And you too, Hatsune.
Right! I will!
Ms. Kashiwagi, about the girls tonight...
Don't worry about The Children.
Thanks again. I'm counting on you.
See you later!
Yahoo! Oboro's coming over tonight!
I foresee plot developments from an adult comic!
Kaoru's in a good mood.
What is she expecting to happen?
Isn't that Major Hyobu's...
Momotaro!
He looks really weak!
Let's bring him home and take care of him!
But he's Major Hyobu's flying squirrel!
Oh, it'll be fine. Quit worrying!
Metamorphosis!
Good job, Hatsune!
Your metamorphosis has gotten smoother. How about you, Akira?
And a perfect Replace!
Mr. Minamoto, there's something in the woods!
A building... I think it's abandoned.
Maybe it was an army bomb shelter from before the war.
What's?
Th- This is!
Mr. Minamoto!
What is it?
2ND ANIMAL ENHANCEMENT PROJECT Imperial Forces Special Esper Unit 3105
I see. They were doing animal enhancement experiments
to give them psychic powers!
One of the lids is open.
Yeah...
Will he drink that sugar water?
He's drinking! He's drinking!
Oh, be careful!
If his blood pressure rises and he wakes up fully, he might!
The experiment was successful.
Yeah, but he's still a mean little thing, huh?
That's fine.
He can run as wild as he wants when we dump him in enemy territory.
Why?!
Are you the enemy?
What are you talking about, Momotaro?!
Momotaro?! Who's that?!
What are you doing to me?!
Oh, no!
He's lost his recent memories! He doesn't remember us!
You mean he has amnesia?!
Why?!
WHO ARE YOU?!
No! Just bear the pain! He's confused!
Make him see there's nothing to fear!
Right!
Doesn't hurt... No, actually, it really does!
I mean, there's nothing to fear!
It worked!
You were really brave! You can let it out in here.
That... HURT!
So, you guys are all espers, huh?
That hurt... So, you guys are all espers, huh?
Now what do we do? I guess I like you, then.
We need to return him to Major Hyobu, don't you think? I guess I like you, then.
We need to return him to Major Hyobu, don't you think?
Hyobu? Who's that?
I know! We can keep him here!
He's lost his recent memories!
I think he'd be happier living here as a normal flying squirrel
than if we took him back to Major Hyobu.
Maybe, but he's not a normal flying squirrel.
First of all, Mr. Minamoto would never allow it.
We can't keep him here without Mr. Minamoto finding out.
Good evening! I'm here!
It's Oboro!
This is bad!
She'll find him!
Where is everyone?
Oh?
You're in the bath already?
We figured we'd clean ourselves up, since you were coming over.
You're up to something again, aren't you?!
I know what you girls are like!
I'm making dinner! Finish up in there, soon!
Okay!
Look, I'm telling you, it's safe.
Nothing to be scared of. Just come in with us!
No! I decline! I decline, as hard as I can!
We shouldn't force him, should we? He doesn't smell that bad.
I suppose...
Ah! Oboro's here, and what are we doing?!
You!
Don't include us in this!
Miss Oboro!
Adult comics! Adult comics! Adult comics!
Ah! You're getting me wet! Get off me! Join me for some adult comics... I mean, in the bath!
Ah! You're getting me wet! Get off me! C'mon, it'll be fine! Undress and get in the bath!
Get away from Kaoru!
Get away from her, human!
Momotaro?
Isn't that Major Hyobu's?
Uh-oh!
It's a shame that discovery meant canceling your training.
Would you like to have dinner at my place to make up for it?
Yes! It'd be a pleasure! Yay! Food! Food!
Oboro's probably made a ton of food.
What's wrong, Hatsune?
The same scent as before.
"Before?" You mean, from the research lab we found today?
Yes.
That can't be.
Kaoru! Shiho! Aoi!
Get away from Kaoru!
Kaoru!
Are you in on this, too?!
Kaoru!
Special espers, The Children!
Released!
<>
PSYCHIC BRUTE FORCE SUPPRESSION!
Looks like we managed to catch him.
Okay, what's the next move, Kaoru...
Kaoru! Bath towel! Bath towel!
This tastes great!
Things are about to get a lot worse!
Amnesia?
Please, Minamoto, can't we just keep him here?
We can't, because he's an experimental animal.
Experimental animal?
Yes. He's a survivor of a project to create artificial espers for warfare.
You mean he was forced to be an esper?
It was wartime.
Every nation on Earth was doing the same thing.
He has the power to fire blasts of air like missiles.
I feel sorry for him, but he's too dangerous.
Our only choice is to hold him at BABEL for controlled study.
Minamoto, you'll help him, won't you?
Don't be unreasonable, Kaoru.
It's the only choice. Don't make things difficult for Minamoto.
It's a thought attack!
Keep calm! He can't keep up that high a level for very long!
How dare you trick me! Kaoru! You are my enemy!
No, Momotaro! I...
You tricked me to capture me!
Look out!
Akira! How dare you do that to him!
I hate you humans! I hate you! I hate you!
Bring him down, now! His ribs are broken! He needs an ambulance, fast!
Wait! Momotaro isn't bad! His ribs are broken! He needs an ambulance, fast!
Wait! Momotaro isn't bad!
I'll eat you for what you did to Akira! I'll bring you down!
Hatsune, wait! I'm coming, too!
No, Kaoru! I'll go!
You all stay here with Akira!
Oboro could do that...
Do what I say!
Now that he's injured a human, there's no other choice left!
Give it up.
You mean you're going to kill Momotaro?!
Even though it was humans who made him an esper so they could use him?!
We can't leave a dangerous animal roaming free!
You'd understand if this was a lion or tiger, right?
You're wrong!
You're only saying that because you're a Normal!
Because you're not a lion or a tiger!
Those are magic rings to teach you wild animals to behave.
When you're good girls, I'll take them off.
I don't care that you're espers! You're all still just little girls!
You're not wild animals. You're mankind's precious future!
And protecting that precious future
is the duty we adults must bear!
Protect Momotaro the way you protected us that other time!
Why won't you say it?! Tell us it'll be all right and not to worry?
To leave this to you!
I'm sorry.
Kashiwagi, alert BABEL to send out the special forces unit!
Minamoto! Kashiwagi, alert BABEL to send out the special forces unit!
Nothing personal!
Little rat! How dare you hurt Akira!
Found you!
Gotcha!
B-Boss...
I'm sorry about Akira, but stop this!
But...
Hands off!
Okay.
But what are you planning to do, Kaoru?
You two, stay back! I'll handle this, somehow!
You tricked me! Tricked me and betrayed me!
No! I can almost understand how you feel!
Shut up!
Boss! Kaoru!
She's not trying to dodge!
Shut up! Shut up!
If that had happened to me, I might be doing the same thing you are!
Boss! Kaoru!
D-Dammit!
They're staging a total mutiny!
I'm sorry, if I'd just realized sooner...
Mr. Minamoto.
If he hadn't hurt me, could you do something to help him?
Akira!
I tried to steal Momotaro's body by replacing him,
but his guard was too strong and I failed.
But in that moment, his feelings came through to me.
He was originally raised by those researchers.
And he hates them so much for betraying his trust.
But maybe that's just the flip side of him still having some attachment to humans.
If Kaoru succeeds, he might trust humans again.
Hatsune's hurt me this bad when she's been hungry!
Ow!
I understand. They consider Momotaro to be one of them.
Even so!
Looks like you've had some fun here.
Major Hyobu!
ESP isn't magic. This will hurt a bit.
Your broken bones should be knit together, now.
I'll help you, as well.
Here kid, use this.
Better hurry. Take too long, and the Queen...
Kaoru, I mean. You'll miss seeing me do for her what you could not.
Mr. Hyobu?
You're incorrigible.
Leave the rest to me.
It's all right. You have nothing to worry about anymore.
You're our queen. I'd never do anything to make you sad.
But, I!
Momotaro?
Your hatred of humans and sadness are so deep
you can't let them go, can you?
You want to hit someone so badly, your chest feels like it'll burst, doesn't it?
What are you trying to do?
Just stepping into the role you were just playing.
Come on! I'll give you someone to fight!
You won't forgive until you've hit everything, will you?
Mr. Hyobu!
That's it! That's the way!
I thought of myself as human once.
And so, for everyone's sake, I fought.
Because I believed in my nation and my comrades.
Which is why, I'll never forget the day when I learned...
how wrong I was.
The same as you.
Major...
Are you all okay?
Mr. Minamoto!
Look well, kid!
Only an esper can truly understand another esper's heart!
Mr. Hyobu!
Aren't you carrying this a little far?
Has he had enough?
Would you give it a rest, you little pipsqueak?!
Who do you think woke you up in the first place?!
If you don't stop!
I'll tear you apart!
How long are you going to bitch about something that happened so long ago?!
He's one to talk...
Shut up, human!
Back at you!
What are they doing?
He doesn't practice what he preaches.
Leggo, you jerk!
No! You let go, first!
They're not serious anymore.
It's like a litter of dogs or foxes wrestling with each other now.
Wait, did he do that intentionally?
Huh? Kyosuke!
Serves me right for helping you. You finally remember me?
Kyosuke!
Magi...
You need help, too.
I'm tired. Take me home.
Hold it!
Mr. Minamoto?
I can't let him go!
Minamoto!
Because Momotaro and I are threats to society.
But for whom does that society exist?
I don't care. Shoot me. Show those girls the truth.
Show them which group needs to be driven from this world!
Minamoto...
You took care of me, Kaoru.
Thank you, Kaoru.
Momotaro!
I'll betray that pedo anytime you want me to!
You little rodent! Of all the ungrateful!
Bye, Kaoru!
Come back here, rodent! See you later, Momotaro!
Kaoru.
What's wrong? Aren't you riding with us?
I'll ride with Miss Oboro!
It's okay, Mr. Minamoto.
Yeah. She just want to cool her head a little.
But, I...
You didn't shoot in the end, did you?
Thank you, Mr. Minamoto.
Mr. Minamoto, thanks!
Thanks, you two.
No! Don't touch me there!
Our bathroom's wrecked now!
Don't take advantage of the situation! Our bathroom's wrecked now!
Don't take advantage of the situation! Why don't we go to your place
and let the adult comic plot naturally unfold?
Is this why you wanted to ride with me?!
EXACTLY!
DATTE Daihon'mei
Yeah
Anata no mae jaa, hora
ESP mo yaku ni tatanai no
Pitagorasu de sae mo kaimei dekinai
Koi wa chie no wa
Naki sou na kao shite utsumuicha dame da yo
Egao kara kiseki wa umareru da mon
DA DA Daihon'mei
Kyun kyun!
Anata wo
Bye-bye!
Daitan futeki mono shitai
Kanari tsubireru hodo maji na no zettai!
DA DA Daihenshin
Kyun kyun!
Anata e
Hai hai!
Dainamaito na kuchidzuke wo ageru
Suki na'tte hoshii no zettai!
DATTE Daihon'mei
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Is it my imagination?
I feel like someone's been watching me for the last few days.
Like I'm being followed.
Why would someone do that to Miss Kashiwagi?
Oboro Kashiwagi's private life is a complete mystery.
And I will lift that veil!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 21: "Jack of All Trades, Master of None! What's He So Mad About?!"
Mr. Kugutsu, I'll be counting on you.
Yes, sir! Moga-chan and I will do our best!
We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Jack of All Trades, Master of None! What's He So Mad About!? We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Jack of All Trades, Master of None! What's He So Mad About!?